The execution could’ve been a little smoother, but he gets an “A” for idea, effort, and extra credit for the purple glitter bike.

In the 1st episode of Interview with a Dumbass we meet Julian who is going to be the next Emilio Estevez.

Meet RICHGIRL (meaning rich in life and love, not bank account), who I believe are the second coming of EnVogue.  These girls were organized by one of my favorite producers, Rich Harrison (The man that brought you Beyonce’s “Crazy In Love” and Amerie’s “One Thing”) and every last one of them can SANG. No auto tune, no riding the beat, just pure vocal deliciousness. Their new single “He Ain’t With Me Now (tho)” is on repeat in my head this week, and drops on tuesday. The Jive records LP is out this summer.

JONTE! Okay ya’ll don’t be scared, it’s just a little bit of art. I remember going to class at Broadway Dance Center, seeing Jonte walk in the room and immediately retreating to the back. You wanna look bad? Stand next to this bitch. Faggotry in motion!

New feature…LIP SYNC FOR YA LIFE!! This one takes place in a moving car, as many of them will, because it’s just more convenient. In this one, we’re loudly terrorizing a posh Beverly Hills neighborhood. Some things to notice:

Marky’s “scarf” that we all wear throughout the video. It felt like a several tied up tshirts and looked like a chew toy.

The fact that Art has his hood zipped so tight he kinda looks like a condom.

Cornell taking off his glasses and doing his best Audrina Patridge into the camera.

Mark saying “Fuck Effort” and flat out not even lip syncing, just sitting there mouth agape. We also call that the advanced Britney.

Enjoy!!

This is the closest I’ll probably ever get to having a cooking show. I prefer a liquid diet anyway, eating is cheating.

The Bitches Who Brunch Discuss Candy Spelling selling her ridiculous ass house, and possible future buyers.

3:00 AM. Weho. Drunk. All we want is Ihop.

Meet the continually rotating cast of Lifeashassan.com. It’s like doing dinner theater in a small town without the meat tray.

The only thing better than the Pretty Ricky video recently posted, has been the response from the girls they’re trying to entice. I’ll be posting my faves as I come across them, but I think these two girls pretty much say it all.