February 2010
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If you could have the starring role in one movie what would it be?
The next “Bring It On” sequel. I’m dead ass serious.
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whats your favorite White Person Problem that you’ve heard recently
“If another rice cake crumbles out of the package, SO HELP ME…”
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January 2010
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Who inspires you the most?
People who don’t give a fuck. Like Solange.
Ask me anything
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If you had to give up one favorite food, what would the most difficult?
French Fries. Can’t shake em. Call me what you want.
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What celebrity would play you in a movie about your life?
Evan Ross. We’d have to work on his funny though.
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December 2009
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2010 Is Here!
I’ve been gone for a minute, mainly because there is SO much happening! I’m working on a musical that opens in March, found a producer for a weekly web show (yass!), and am ironing out a deal to be on a network that you may not have to pay that much extra for! So thanks again for your patience and love everyone!
xoxo
H.
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November 2009
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Jam of the Week- Wynter Gordon “Slow...
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October 2009
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Mariah Carey "H.A.T.E. U" REMIX →
Anyone who’s known me since at least a portion of my formative years knows that “My Boo” is not my jelly, but my jam. So take an old skool dirty south favorite, and throw some Mimi sprinkles on it and I’m a happy camper.
The Loss of Lamya
I discovered the visual of Lamya Al’Mugheiry on accident. It was a brisk autumn day in 2003, and I was walking even more briskly down 9th Avenue in Chelsea, attempting to flee from an embarrassing incident involving yet another constituent of the self obsessed stable of freaks that I had romantically (mis)aligned myself with. My head was rolling up and down on my neck- up to keep myself...
July 2009
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June 2009
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May 2009
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Pretty Ricky Changed My Life
Koren: I can't get over my crush on Lingerie though.
Hassan: Oh you mean Spectacular?
Koren: No, Lingerie moved my soul with his singing. PFT
Hassan: LOL. Did yo' panties drop?
Koren: Yeah, then spectacular put 'em on.
Hassan: bwaaahaaahaaa
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“Sometimes people write novels and they just be so wordy and so self-absorbed… I...”
– Kanye West on his forthcoming book that’s a staggering 52 pages (some of them blank) of platitudes that he CO-WROTE.
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“Before you do anything, think. If you do something to try and impress someone,...”
– Salma Hayek
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You Might Be Jaded If...
You wish you had a crush on someone so you could be excited about your phone again.
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America's Idol??
So, against my better judgement, I watched the 2009 American Idol Finale via my DVR. Ironically enough, I had the exact same thought I had the day after the 2004 Presidential Election had ended: Something in the milk ain’t clean. And let’s be clear, this isn’t just some Adam Lambert fanatic belly aching, because A. I don’t really care that much (I’ve only watched...
Huss and Korn Discuss Miss California
Koren: oh no did u read tmz?
This was when I was 17 years old. I was a minor. It was when I was first getting into the modeling world, being naive, and young. I shouldnt (sic) have taken the photo of me in my underwear. There are no other photos of me. This was the only one I took
in response to her photos
and she lied
asshole!
10: 11am
Hassan:
yeah
she tomabout she met a shady agent
who told her that's how she can get in vickie's
bitch please
shut the fuck up and hand over the crown
it's done
People do NOT want you representing them
not because you're Christian
but because you're STUPID.
Koren: exactly
Hassan: Shanna Moakler is my bitch though
Koren: lol - yeah she bought her tittays
Hassan:
for real
I say take the crown
and sue her for the cost of them titts
Repo the boobies!
Koren:
OK! now, were that bitch like a member of the Mormon clan with one of them prarie skirts - okay, say what you want about Jesus, but not some broad in her chonies talking about morals
bitch please
i see cheap shampoo in that photo
Hassan:
LOL
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Letters To Famous People: Beyonce
Dear Beyonce,
While I understand that you are many things to many people: Daughter, Wife, Sister, Icon, Muse, Employer, Creole Princess, Baddest Bish In The Game Right Now, Golden Goose, Mannequin, Dream Killer (Sorry Ashanti), World’s largest Independent supporter of the Human Hair Farming Industry, there are certain things that you are NOT entitled to. My issue with you at the moment is...
March 2009
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BRING IT ON CINCO!!
An very special insider informed me that “Bring It On 5 (Cinco!)” is coming our way soon, and for the first time since the original, may be eyeing a theatrical release. Christina Milian stars as the displaced latin cheerleader who brings a little Salsa heat to her new lily white all star squad. Prepare yourself for Stunts, shows, product placement, and Taco Bell jokes. If it does...
Cupcake Redux.
I’ve always loved Cupcakes. In the random chunks of memories from my childhood that I haven’t blocked out, there’s always a cupcake or two in the fold. I recall squealing with delight every time I discovered that my Mom was making them, as she rarely announced that she was going to do it in anticipation of seeing my excitement. In the last few years we’ve seen a boom in...
WatchThis is what happens when I should be working…but I just can’t pull it together.
January 2009
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Barack Obama is Bringing Bougie Back.
The Inauguration is just around the corner. And when I say “The Inauguration”, I mean THE Inauguration. It goes without saying that every Inauguration is historic. This one is no exception, for obvious reasons. The election of Barack Obama was a victory for minorities and the disenfranchised everywhere. MY people are still walking around with bootleg Obama t-shirts that they bought...