January 2009
7 posts
Barack Obama is Bringing Bougie Back.
The Inauguration is just around the corner. And when I say “The Inauguration”, I mean THE Inauguration. It goes without saying that every Inauguration is historic. This one is no exception, for obvious reasons. The election of Barack Obama was a victory for minorities and the disenfranchised everywhere. MY people are still walking around with bootleg Obama t-shirts that they bought...
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Lisa Frank WAS My Homegirl.
So sometimes, my mind wanders. Okay, so MOST times, my mind wanders. And occasionally, when I have a moment to breathe deeply, and there’s no one else around, and I feel completely content, I go to my happy place. And it looks alot like this:
Yes. My happy place is swathed in throwback Lisa Frank. I always imagined these two sounded like Kid N’ Play. Realizing that Lisa Frank and...
Bestie is sick
Korn: Huss, this flu has put me on my ass. And I had a flu shot. And whycome the Crystal Light lemonade I just drank gave me heartburn?
Hassan: Oh no! Not my beloved Crystal Light! Did u ever consider that u got the flu FROM the flu shot? Just happened to me last week.
Korn: I got it months ago; this is the damn Mexican pollo flu. I have this pain going up my nostril to the top of my skull. Makes me feel like Dina Lohan.
