May 2009
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Pretty Ricky Changed My Life
Koren: I can't get over my crush on Lingerie though.
Hassan: Oh you mean Spectacular?
Koren: No, Lingerie moved my soul with his singing. PFT
Hassan: LOL. Did yo' panties drop?
Koren: Yeah, then spectacular put 'em on.
Hassan: bwaaahaaahaaa
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“Sometimes people write novels and they just be so wordy and so self-absorbed… I...”
– Kanye West on his forthcoming book that’s a staggering 52 pages (some of them blank) of platitudes that he CO-WROTE.
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“Before you do anything, think. If you do something to try and impress someone,...”
– Salma Hayek
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You Might Be Jaded If...
You wish you had a crush on someone so you could be excited about your phone again.
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America's Idol??
So, against my better judgement, I watched the 2009 American Idol Finale via my DVR. Ironically enough, I had the exact same thought I had the day after the 2004 Presidential Election had ended: Something in the milk ain’t clean. And let’s be clear, this isn’t just some Adam Lambert fanatic belly aching, because A. I don’t really care that much (I’ve only watched...
Huss and Korn Discuss Miss California
Koren: oh no did u read tmz?
This was when I was 17 years old. I was a minor. It was when I was first getting into the modeling world, being naive, and young. I shouldnt (sic) have taken the photo of me in my underwear. There are no other photos of me. This was the only one I took
in response to her photos
and she lied
asshole!
10: 11am
Hassan:
yeah
she tomabout she met a shady agent
who told her that's how she can get in vickie's
bitch please
shut the fuck up and hand over the crown
it's done
People do NOT want you representing them
not because you're Christian
but because you're STUPID.
Koren: exactly
Hassan: Shanna Moakler is my bitch though
Koren: lol - yeah she bought her tittays
Hassan:
for real
I say take the crown
and sue her for the cost of them titts
Repo the boobies!
Koren:
OK! now, were that bitch like a member of the Mormon clan with one of them prarie skirts - okay, say what you want about Jesus, but not some broad in her chonies talking about morals
bitch please
i see cheap shampoo in that photo
Hassan:
LOL
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Letters To Famous People: Beyonce
Dear Beyonce,
While I understand that you are many things to many people: Daughter, Wife, Sister, Icon, Muse, Employer, Creole Princess, Baddest Bish In The Game Right Now, Golden Goose, Mannequin, Dream Killer (Sorry Ashanti), World’s largest Independent supporter of the Human Hair Farming Industry, there are certain things that you are NOT entitled to. My issue with you at the moment is...