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29
May
28
May
JONTE! Okay ya’ll don’t be scared, it’s just a little bit of art. I remember going to class at Broadway Dance Center, seeing Jonte walk in the room and immediately retreating to the back. You wanna look bad? Stand next to this bitch. Faggotry in motion!
New feature…LIP SYNC FOR YA LIFE!! This one takes place in a moving car, as many of them will, because it’s just more convenient. In this one, we’re loudly terrorizing a posh Beverly Hills neighborhood. Some things to notice:
Marky’s “scarf” that we all wear throughout the video. It felt like a several tied up tshirts and looked like a chew toy.
The fact that Art has his hood zipped so tight he kinda looks like a condom.
Cornell taking off his glasses and doing his best Audrina Patridge into the camera.
Mark saying “Fuck Effort” and flat out not even lip syncing, just sitting there mouth agape. We also call that the advanced Britney.
Enjoy!!
This is the closest I’ll probably ever get to having a cooking show. I prefer a liquid diet anyway, eating is cheating.
The Bitches Who Brunch Discuss Candy Spelling selling her ridiculous ass house, and possible future buyers.
Meet the continually rotating cast of Lifeashassan.com. It’s like doing dinner theater in a small town without the meat tray.
The only thing better than the Pretty Ricky video recently posted, has been the response from the girls they’re trying to entice. I’ll be posting my faves as I come across them, but I think these two girls pretty much say it all.
Sometimes people write novels and they just be so wordy and so self-absorbed… I am not a fan of books. I would never want a book’s autograph. I am a proud non-reader of books. I like to get information from doing stuff like actually talking to people and living real life
26
May
GAY STRIPPER FAIL. I don’t know where to begin with this mess…
A.How are you in a group called “Pretty Ricky” when none of you is cute?
B.This is not how you sell records to your target fan base of ethnic girls 12-18
C.Are those rayon panties you have on?
D.This “challenge” you threw down to Bow Wow, Trey Songz, Day 26 and ‘em, sounds less like a challenge and more like an invite to a gang bang.
E.Who is your publicist?
F.REALLY?
Thank you KID FURY for fucking up my day.
25
May
Before you do anything, think. If you do something to try and impress someone, to be loved, accepted or even to get someone’s attention, stop and think. So many people are busy trying to create an image, they die in the process.
