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Jul
Scottie Gage’s cyber presence made me hungry for this video. This is further proof that the year 2000 was a much better place because the pop stars all looked fresh and dewy, and not like used up 40 year old ejaculate targets.
Anyhow, this one is so bad that I hate that I love it for the following reasons:
A. Mandy never seems to leave the magical forest.
B. In line one she sings “Innoncence is what I got”, and just before the chorus sings “You’re gonna have to keep me satisfied”. Mixed messages, no?
C. This would have made one HELL of a feminine deodorant commercial.
D. Suddenly, she’s in rags with a background of syncopated gays in orange pants. They obviously had the time to give her a spiral perm, but didn’t change her dress so they gave her grandmas shawl to play with?
E. If you look closer, it looks as though the syncopated gays are dancing in front of a masoleum. Could it be the future burial site of Jessica Simpson’s career?
I kind of miss Mandy has a platinum blonde with Swedish producers. She was one of the last off the truck, and she’s better off now I suppose…but a boy can dream.
