Life As Hassan

The execution could’ve been a little smoother, but he gets an “A” for idea, effort, and extra credit for the purple glitter bike.

JONTE! Okay ya’ll don’t be scared, it’s just a little bit of art. I remember going to class at Broadway Dance Center, seeing Jonte walk in the room and immediately retreating to the back. You wanna look bad? Stand next to this bitch. Faggotry in motion!

New feature…LIP SYNC FOR YA LIFE!! This one takes place in a moving car, as many of them will, because it’s just more convenient. In this one, we’re loudly terrorizing a posh Beverly Hills neighborhood. Some things to notice:

Marky’s “scarf” that we all wear throughout the video. It felt like a several tied up tshirts and looked like a chew toy.

The fact that Art has his hood zipped so tight he kinda looks like a condom.

Cornell taking off his glasses and doing his best Audrina Patridge into the camera.

Mark saying “Fuck Effort” and flat out not even lip syncing, just sitting there mouth agape. We also call that the advanced Britney.

Enjoy!!

3:00 AM. Weho. Drunk. All we want is Ihop.

The only thing better than the Pretty Ricky video recently posted, has been the response from the girls they’re trying to entice. I’ll be posting my faves as I come across them, but I think these two girls pretty much say it all.

What’s the quickest way to make the gays go crazy? Give ‘em a couple of dranks and let them loose on a poorly decorated room.

Benn Mendoza gives us a little Abbey History lesson, complete with a White Diamonds commercial. I don’t know where his suit went.

One of the greatest concert entrances ever. You know your shit is hot when Beyonce steals it almost five years later and her version still looks bootleg in comparison. Concept, lighting, sound, vocals, art direction, choreography…all brilliant.